Oh Canada! You Need To Keep Your Wig On!

Shahid Afridi of Pakistan gave Canada and all other opponents at the 2011 ICC World Cup a very clear message indeed:


Afridi's Cruel Message to Canadians and Others

That's right.  There will be h*ll toupees all around because he's been taking so many scalps!  He took so many Canada scalps yesterday that the Canadian lads are going to need wigs.  So far, at this World Cup, Afridi has taken an astonishing 14 scalps total.  What a man, and what a beast!

Hansra and Baidwan of Canada, earlier today after meeting with Afridi

So, Canada started off nicely, containing Pakistan to 184 runs, but Pakistan unleashed the bowling ANIMAL known as AFRIDI and Canada had no hope left...none!  It was crazy.  It was pandemonium!  Canada got all out for 138.  Boo hoo hoo!

And...Balaji Rao apparently was rude and abusive!  Come on, dude, keep that abusive attitude where it belongs....in the ice hockey rink!  Yeah, that's where we love a good fight, but not on the cricket pitch!  What's next...John Davison going up to Umar Gul, pulling Gul's shirt over his head and punching him in the gut?  No way man!  Cricket is civilized...let's show that we canadians can be gentlemanly, too!

Anyhoo, my lovely Canadian lads, when it comes to batting, you've got to keep your wigs on.  The fielding was great, the bowling was good, and Nitish rocked my world with that catch on Kamran Akmal.  Good on ya!

No cooking for today because I'm working on somethin' nice for SportPulse.  Have a good one, and maybe today everyone should wear a hat because maybe Afridi will be comin' to getcha! 

Happy Cricket, Happy Wig!